14 Jun 2011

Who needs 11 men

WidowMakers 1-8 BUFC
We travel away today to the home of the Widowmakers and Boston are currently on a six-game undefeated run! What has been frustrating the fans though is that five of the last six games have been drawn and theyre really hoping for three points today to improve our league position and theyre in for a real treatStraight from Undos kick-off, Gav takes the ball forward before finding Phoenix unmarked and before most of the away fans have taken their seats its 1-0 after 5 minutes. Duly collects the keepers clearance and neatly threads a pass to Bimbo, who in turn slips the ball to Phoenix to score his second with only 13 mins gone. Drewbe, the Widowmakers goalie is the only home team player to touch the ball so far  and thats been to pick it out of the back of the net, twice!!!Things continue in a similar vein, with Duly chipping a telling cross for Bimbo to head home on 23 mins and then NumbNutz assists Phoenix for his hat-trick on 30 minutes. BUFC are going like a Bull at a gate and there seems to be no stopping them today! hat this until Bimbo gets a bit carried away with all the excitement and is a little over-enthusiastic in his tackle on Loops, the Widows defender. Of course Bimbo should have known that with the Clamper in charge it would earn him a straight red card on 38 minutes. Apologising to his team mates Bimbo heads for an early bath, but it doesnt seem to stop BUFC and in the closing seconds of the first half, Phoenix finds Duly charging forward to latch on to his square pass and he lashes the ball into the net to made it 5-nil to Boston at half-time!
The fans get back to their seats early with their pies for the second half wanting to catch all of the action, only to see AJ lay into Widowmaker 3 minutes in. Needless to say the Clamper gets his favourite red card straight out again and BUFC are down to nine men! Unhappy at the dismissal of her captain, Gunny then smacks into Widowmaker as he takes the free kick and promptly picks up a yellow from the Clamper and the Widows get a penalty. But Gunny has been on stunning form recently saving penalties and sure enough safely collects this one too! Sadly though she cant stop Widowmakers shot on 55 minutes and the home team manage to pull one back. Will nine man Boston fall apart now? No chance! as Gav nets one to make it 6-1 on the hour mark and Phoenix lobs the ball up for Duly to head home his second of the match on 69 mins.Undo wants some of the action too and is approaching the edge of the box when he is fouled by God - thats the Widows defender, not the big fella upstairs! He curls his free kick to the back post for Phoenix to head in easily and make it a stunning 8-1 victory for 9-man Boston!Four-goal Phoenix, who also provided three assists today, rightly picks up the Man of the Match award and BUFCs goal difference has been greatly improved by todays result!


 "Bimbo and AJ doing Porridge" after the match with Clamper
Report by Bimbo(was let out early)

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